slazenger trackies

The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's

'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads

by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015

cock spaz

when a man is about to skeet and his cock spazzez out and shakes rapidly until the man has proceeded into a full blown seizure.

Teacher: "why are you late billy"

Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."

by dilbaid4 April 25, 2009

Spaz

Spastic person, highly energetic, a nonstop talking/ rambling manner, unable to sit still. Spaz's usually include nerdy teenagers with blond hair and blue eyes.

What up Spaz? or Dude, Spaz, calm down man.

by Quai April 7, 2007

slazed

to get beaten almost to the point of death.

this dumb bitch was totally smack talking me so i slazed her ass.

by slazedman November 10, 2010

mama spaz

the bestest best mama in the whole world! her motherhood started b4 she was born, and she cant stop having those kiddies!!

Mama Spaz is my intimate mother who i luv to death!!!!

by gellyfish April 20, 2005

Slaz

Noun, Adj:

1. The new word for ''cool'' of the 21st century; It's more awesome than cool.

2. Having more swag and class combined

3. Being someone better than a swag-fag or classy gentleman.

''Don't have swag, be slaz''

''Damn, that guy has slaz written all over him. I'm jealous!''

''Being slaz is cooler than cool''

by TheSlazMan August 25, 2013

Chuck a Spaz

It means to have a fit, whether it be epileptic or emotional. To forego rationality and opt for spasmodic movements, arms flailing, and utterances of an incoherent nature. Likewise, it is the behavior of people who get upset when they don't understand something.

Ignorant people will chuck a spaz when you pitch your latest theory on anti-matter and the black hold vortices. OR
I need some heroin now and if you don't give it to me I'll chuck a spaz.

by David Casey November 30, 2004