Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

spunk

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

by flapjacks June 10, 2003

Spunk Mug

1. Metaphorical phrase with which to describe someone you dislike as a container for other peoples spunk.

2. Hypothetical or Real mug for holding spunk.

That guys just cut me up on the road, what a "Spunk Mug"

by Johnny Spunk Mug July 1, 2010

spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.

"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".

by hunley January 4, 2012

skunk grass

another name for marijuana, weed, kush, ganja, bud, pot etc

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna smoke some skunk grass tonight?
Person 2: Who the fuck calls it that?

by dj vegan June 26, 2016

Skunk money

When you go balls out doing something stupid

ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous

ME:Do it for the boyz?

by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017

Skunk biscuit

Similar to a shart, this happens when you think you need to fart, but a small biscuit of poo tags along AND leaves a dark streak on your underwear. Named for its smell, color pattern, and general consistency. These are common among older people who have lost control of their sphincter.

(Clinching butt cheeks together while walking stiff legged) Oh, shoot! I'm gonna need a bathroom right quick, I've got a skunk biscuit here. These Wednesday undies are definitely going in the trash.

by CBromberg March 26, 2017