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spirituality

A term that means absolutely nothing at all, but that people claim to practice when they want to sound deep, and mystically wise, but it's not RELIGION, they would never practice anything so crass and gauche as RELIGION, of course, they want to let you know that they're not like those silly God-botherers, no, THEY just engage in the exact type of magical thinking as religious followers, but don't even have the "God" excuse to fall back on.
Dumbass: Ever since I fucked up my life, I've decided to begin practicing spirituality. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
Rational Person: What the fuck does that even mean?
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Spiritually Mediocre

SM, for short, is a person who repeats phrases, “facts”, or jokes we’ve all heard a million times. They have no original thoughts of their own and just repeat things they think they’re expected to say. Also known as a “Bromide” (‘Are you a Bromide? The Sulphitic theory expounded and exemplified’ 1906) or more recently known as an “NPC” the term Spiritually Mediocre was coined in 2012.
SM Bromide NPC guy: it’s messed up that in America you can go over seas and kill people at 18 but you can’t legally crack a freakin beer! Play stupid games win stupid prizes. If you travel to Ireland, do not go to a pub and order an Irish car bomb, that’d be like ordering a 9/11 in NYC. I just watch the super bowl for the commercials. Statistically speaking, it’s actually harder to get into clown college than Harvard. I don't care about cars, as long as it gets me from point A to point B.

Sulfate guy: Good god man, you are Spiritually Mediocre as fuck!
by Nevernity February 16, 2025
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poppin a spiritual cap

using strong religious references in order to beat the devil or any unclean and evil beings. Primarily used by Baptists to fight every one else. Rarely used by priests during exorcisms.
Jesus was poppin a spiritual cap in satan's ass, after he fasted in the desert.
by countrylifterdw February 19, 2010
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Praxeological Spiritualism

Praxeological Spiritualism, also Praxeological Supernaturalism, Praxeological Occultism and Praxeological Esotericism, is a spiritualist theory that seeks to study the influence of the spiritual and of extraphysics on human behavior and actions, it believes that all human behavior and actions are intentionally influenced by the extraphysical level such as all, or almost all, extraphysical behavior can be influenced by physical level. Praxeological spiritualism also advocates similar principles than dialectical spiritualism and considers dialectical spiritualism as an important concept for praxeological spiritualism.
"Praxeological Spiritualism is an interesting spiritualist theory, mainly it unites elements of dialectical spiritualism with praxeology, or better saying, it unites dialectical spiritualism with dialectical praxeology, and it might be useful for the survival of spiritualism and supernaturalism during those times of scientistic materialism and cultural atheism. Besides help to understand spiritualism with an individualist outlook."
by Full Monteirism March 28, 2021
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Spiritual Entanglement

The process in which two spiritual beings fornicate over biblical music such as baby shark and the pornhub theme turn
Your dead nan had spiritual entanglement with your dead uncle
by pdabber123 December 18, 2022
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Spiritual Psychoextraphysics

Spiritual Psychoextraphysics is a field of psychoextraphysics that seeks to study spiritual, religious, mystical, esoteric, occult and extraphysical experiences and the relation between their stimulus and sensations between the physical and extraphysical level. Also seeking to study the relation between the physical body and the extraphysical body during those experiences.
"Spiritual psychoextraphysics is an interesting field of study for study about astral projection, mediumship, meditation and other spiritual practices and experiences in a way that considers physics, extraphysics, psychology and spirituality at the same time, and it's really amazing."
by Full Monteirism May 11, 2021
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spiritually poor

Spiritually poor means u are poor in spirit which means u don't believe in the spirit of God
For those who are "Spiritually poor" for theirs is a kingdom in heaven
by Giuls99 October 9, 2016
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