Spuddy

A mannerism )or collection of mannerisms) unique to an individual that other people may find subtlety nauseating.

He is so ‘spuddy’, - especially the way he slides his middle finger through the handle of his mug before ‘spuddily’ slurping on his cuppa.

by Olders April 27, 2019

Speedy

Speedy is a guy i met in the psych ward who was super quiet at first but then we started talking and he turned out to be the greatest dude ever. Now we’re together since we both got out of the mental hospital and i finally found a reason to live :)

Therapist: What helped you get through depression?

Me: Speedy, he’s the love of my life

by joeee mama November 25, 2021

The Speedy Tenor

P. Noun. The Speedy Tenor is one of the three god-like tenors that grace the world today. He possesses not only the ability of super speed, travling at speeds over that of the speed of light, but moving so quickly that a "clone" effect is produced, allowing him to accomplish multiple tasks at near instanteneous speeds. Also, this member of The Three Tenors is also known for displaying unusual heel clicking and falsetto skills. Although it goes without mention, The Speedy Tenor is almost too attractive, as most Tenors are.

"The Speedy Tenor, one of The Three Tenors, darted from place to place so quickly that the infrared waves given off from his body could only be seen after he had passed."

by The Legendary Tenor August 10, 2003

speedy

refers to low quality drugs, usually cocaine, that have been cut with speed to lower the price.

"Yo that shit you cop on da east coast is shit, it gets you all speedy yo. Its bad for you."
"Oh. I only really do cocaine like once a year..."
"Dick."

by toheatabove50C(122F) June 12, 2012

Speedy BJ

Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.

The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."

Give her a free perm.

Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.

Just tip her well.

Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?

Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!

Guy: How much did that cost?

Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.

by kamel_reds January 25, 2010

spuddy

masterbation

"im going for a spuddy lad"

by loftus59 March 3, 2009

Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.

Speedy Handicap is teh coolest!

by Flatland February 14, 2004