spannered

To make a right royal mess of things. When one would not have thought it possible.

Einstein spannered his IQ test and only got a result of 54. People thought that he was an idiot for years. (Not true - used for illustration purposes only).

by Edd Rayner January 16, 2004

Spadney Quarrel

When you are having a fight with someone and they flick their own, or someone else's, shit into your eyes. You, then enraged by this, feel like beating this person up more... but to no avail. This only increases your anger.

Person 1: "Hey you hear about that fight last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah that was a proper spadney quarrel, got some shit in my mouth!"

by Synaco October 23, 2022

Shayne

Big peep and white, EXTREMELY WHITE. HE GOT GUNS AND SHIT LIKE FuuuuuuuucK

Person: H-
Shayne: Wanna se my guns, yEehAw

Person: B-
Shayne: YEE YEE

by Depressdesed Big Titty Goth Gf June 3, 2018

Spawnerditch

The act of mating. Also, known as spinach.

Im totally hitting some spawnerditch right now.

by xStaples October 15, 2010

spanner

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.

He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.

by Michael Falstead January 5, 2009

wank spanner

Andy M is the prime exaple of one of these.

Oi!! Wank spanner!! You down the pub later??

by Brother of Wankspanner December 9, 2008

Spannerboy

A boy of many Spanners. Often recognised by its grumbling mating call. Usually the one who drinks the most and still manages to stay alert until everyone else is asleep so he can begin his reign of terror inserting Glowsticks into unsuspecting Ginger peoples bodies.

Look at that Spannerboy... bet he cant wait to stick his spanner in there...

by Fickolas September 1, 2008