sparknoting

Using SparkNotes and other related sites to study/cheat for tests.

Instead of reading Jane Eyre, I figured I'd just try sparknoting the whole thing and see how well I do on the test.

by AdiJ April 26, 2006

Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.

1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.

by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017

sporking

to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007

sparkling water

water that sparkles

sparkling water

by sparkling water November 2, 2013

sparknotes

a gift to man from On High! a way for every lazy high schooler to get the jist of nearly any book while letting the gay kids actually go through the trouble of reading a book all the way through...

don't use Sparknotes if you think Starbucks is a cool place to hang out or you're a guy and like it in the pooper...

read Gulliver's Travels by tomorow? fuck that I've got xBox to play...I'll just Sparknote it...

this is Sparknotes...this is beer...

by Samuel I. December 14, 2005