Soviet Union

Soviet Union | History

The best country in the entire world, the Soviet Union was created in 1922 after Russia pulled out of WWI. The Soviet Union consisted of 15 republics, and after being yeeted by NATO, they died in a hole.

Soviet Union | Ideology

The whole place was controlled by the Communist Party. Communism meant everyone was equal. An anesthesiologist and a McStalin's worker got the same wage. Everyone was spayed or neutered so EVERYONE could be equal. That's why the population was dropping so fast.

Soviet Union | WWII

In WWII, the Soviet union and Germany had a conference. Here is the context.
Hitler: Hey, let's ************ Poland.

Soviet Union: Oh yeah yeah
But then Germany killed Soviet Union, so Soviet Union raped half of Germany.

Vladimir: Hey don't you like the Soviet Union
Citizen 284736593: No
Vladimir: Shit I can't murder you because Communism!

by SovietRespublik October 20, 2019

Soviet

Soviet is an awesome person. His home, is theBOTnet.com. Soviet is a l33t coder, and the absolute master of Social Engineering. Soviet has a bigger penis then you and will not hesitate to smack you with it, and his massive cock comes from fapping all day. you can meet & chat with Soviet on thebotnet.com or via IRC irc.dab.biz #thebotnet

example: *soviet faps*

by tehbawtter November 22, 2011

Soviet

See: awesome

"Ho shit, Nick, that game of SOCOM was Soviet!"

by Dave February 6, 2004

grammar soviet

Someone who's written work is so riddled with basic grammar and spelling errors that reading one of their posts is akin to receiving a human-wave attack full of wrong.

The complete opposite of a grammar nazi.

User 1: Wow, that guy's post is totally incomprehensible
User 2: Yeah, he's a total grammar soviet.

by nickT May 8, 2015

soviet russia

lame fad on message boards...

Eg:
In Soviet Russia, topics make you!

by 404Cutman August 24, 2003

Soviet Russia

The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.

In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.

by SirAnonymousIII December 29, 2011

Soviet Union

Despite what most idiotic 12 year old americans think(eg truth and justice)the soviet union was not an evil empire.Formed in 1922 by Vladmir Lenin after the russian revoloution in 1917 and civil war the Communistsoviet union or USSR(CCCP in russian) would have been a great place but lenin died early and was replaced by Joseph Stalin who was a communist version of George Bushor Adolf Hitler.Stalin and hitler formed a secret alliance but in 1941 Nazi Germany foolishly invaded the soviet union.The Soviet Red Army was nearly destroyed under the relentless nazi advance.But when the nazis reached Moscow in the winter of 1941 the soviets managed to regroup and counterattack and drive the nazis back.The nazis then focused on the oil fields in southern russia but lost an entire army group(nearly 2 million men)in the factory city of stalingrad in the winter of 1942.The nazis final offensive at kursk in 1943 was stopped at a heavy cost for the soviets they had the nazis on the run and by 1945 they reached the nazi capital of berlin and after a bloody battle the red flag was flying over the german Reichstag(parliament building).During the soviet advance red army soldiers had seen the aftermath of many nazi atrosities and in turn had inflicted many atrocities on german civilians but it was no where near as bad as what the nazis did. And although stalin was a totalitarian who violentley supressed religion he built up the countries industry and economy which was the only good thing he did but most Soviet leaders after him were much better. Although many people say the soviet union was an aggressive dictatorship but they have overlooked many american faults such as the legality of the Ku Klux Klan,supression of minorities,the red scare,invasions of Cambodia,Nicaraugua,Panama,El Salvador,Honduaras,Grenada,The Dominican republic,Iraq (all in the name of democracy)and numerous interventions eg Korea and vietnam which made those countries worse off,support for zionist israel and suplying weapons to osama bin laden and sadamm huesein. But enough of political bullshit. The soviet union during the cold war had the largest military and the second largest economy in the world.The first man in space was soviet.Although soviet citizens had less rights then the average american citizen healthcare was free and housing was more affordable.when political reformist Mikhail Gorbachev came to power he started to reform the economy(perestroika) and political system(demokratizatsiya) but hard line communists did not like these reforms resulting in the august coup.Although the coup was crushed the soviet union finally and peacefully split up(unlike Yugoslavia).

the Soviet Union and USA were equal evils both equally responsible for death,destruction and opression. Teacher:what have we learned today class? Students:Superpowers are gay

by dinner dog July 31, 2009