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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
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sofa gob

Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.

"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"

"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
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sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
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burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.
It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.
by ToiletPooping RN January 4, 2023
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SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)
He's SOFA!
by hather88 January 13, 2023
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Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette
Sofa needs some help.
by AcousticAutism November 30, 2020
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Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise
Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.
by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022
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