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Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator
That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,
by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025
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mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues
guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO
by goochy goochy February 18, 2019
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The Socket

There is The Plug and The Socket. The Plug is the one with all the goss and informs The Socket on all the goss. Essentially The Socket has no gossip or drama of their own and instead has to receive it all from The Plug. Although, The Socket can also become The Plug for another Socket.
"... So yeah, that's all the drama I have for you"
"I'm totally The Socket in our friendship"
by MattyStanny March 24, 2019
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socket ship

A fast and/or high-tech electric vehicle.
Damn dude have you seen the new Rimac? Thst thing's a socket ship!
by WrdsRHrd December 11, 2024
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polly-socket

A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.

-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.

- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
by Pollydickson April 2, 2021
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gangele socket

A gangele socket is when you become injured severely and you dont take care of it. Resulting in avery nasty set of sores much like herpes.
I got gangele socket in vietnam because I never cleaned my foreskin
by jizzy mcgee April 19, 2009
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Throb Socket

My wife was so turned she couldn't wait for me to put my pork sword into her Throb Socket
by J. Adams 1893 March 1, 2024
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