wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

shank

To stab someone in Gears of War 3 with your Retro Lancer

Hey cover me guys, I'm gonna go shank someone for a stylish kill!

by Shiny Zebra September 28, 2011

scankwhore

one who isnt just a whore there also skanky.

Molly is such a scankwhore.

by tricia July 16, 2004

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

shank

a prisoner-made knife like weapon usually made of metal. the first such weapons were fashioned form the metal shanks on prison issue boots. because of this, most modern prisons no longer issue prisoners boots with metal shanks

Cricket always makes the best shanks for 20 cigarettes and a pair of boots.

by Capt_capacitor July 30, 2005