A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 18, 2019

by BaccyMasterRoller May 9, 2018

by mr. cannon February 6, 2010

A person who kills or "snipes" a joke that was previously funny. Usually by adding their own comments that make no sense.
"I don't know how anybody could ruin a joke about somebody wearing a fanny pack but the joke sniper sure did."
by Opie Logrun August 1, 2007

Bowen: "Oo, Trident, you just let out a bowl-cracker!"
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
Trident: "No way, man! You totally fart sniped me! You are a fart sniper."
Bowen: *chokes for air because the odor is so pungent.*
by SeanG April 11, 2007

One who snipes the butthole of another man from great distance using precision accuracy and ludacris speed
Snipes buttholes like it's his job
Snipes buttholes like it's his job
That butthole sniper snuck up on John from a mile away and parted his ass cheeks like the red sea.
a man with a mission
a man with a mission
by Dane Gleesack August 8, 2008
