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Sneaky Hawking 

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.
It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.
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Sneaky Espresso 

A sneaky espresso is when a barista or coffee maker puts poo, either human or animal, into a rude customer's coffee or hot beverage. Those well trained in executing the sneaky espresso can do so without the customer ever realising they are drinking shit.
"Man, how rude was that customer!"

"Don't worry, I took his latte out the back and gave him the old sneaky espresso!"
Sneaky Espresso by ChinChinMan November 14, 2011

sneaky dolphin 

the sneaky dolphin is a sex act where you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull it out and try to sneak it into her butt and she turns, looks at you and says nn..nn.. sounding like flipper asking for some fish.
My girlfriends sister won't return my calls after i tried the sneaky dolphin on her last week.
sneaky dolphin by JoJo gozongas March 28, 2007

sneaky vampire 

Similar to the sudden werewolf, but can be done on any night. During doggystyle, right before climax, bite your partner on the neck. When he/she whips around and asks, "WTF?!", shoot your man-milk right in their eyes (it'll sting like garlic). When they search blindly for a weapon, turn into a bat and get the hell out of there, Bela. Be home before sunrise.
Kristina had been giving me a hard time lately, so I decided a sneaky vampire was in order. Bitch tried to put a stake thru my heart.
sneaky vampire by Evil Jedi July 20, 2006

Sneaky Snive

1. A white kid that does nigger things. 2. A kid from Winter Haven, FL that steals, mercilessly. 3. A god damned thief. 4. Someone that nobody trusts, no matter what. i.e. Halle Berry 5. A kid that steals Bushmaster .233 caliber semi-automatic police weapons out of unlocked cars just because he's a fucking nigger.
Holy shit, somebody stole all my shit for absolutely no reason at all.
It was probably Sneaky Snive, that thieving nigger that steals.
OH MY FUCK! It was Sneaky Snive, he left his ID behind because he's a fucking retarded ass nigger.
What a god damned thief.
Sneaky Snive by ANiggerFromHell August 14, 2011

Sneaky Pete 

Sneaky Pete. To steal your best mates wife or girlfriend.
Did u here Dave is now dating his best mates wife Linda, he did the old "sneaky Pete".
Sneaky Pete by Freestylez October 5, 2018

sneaky finger

The action of inserting a digit into an orifice (usually the vagina, but sometimes the anus) unexpectedly.
I couldn't resist giving Sarah the sneaky finger; that short skirt was too tempting.
sneaky finger by Llowell June 27, 2005