snatchums

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Bob set the remote on the couch, and John quickly took it away, exclaiming "snatchums!"

by Carter July 13, 2004

Snatcheez

A phrase used when an object is snatched from someone while there attention is drawn away.

(Boy needs pencil for test so he snatches one from somebody.)
Boy: "Snatcheez!"

by wayne7881 July 27, 2016

Portfolio Snatcher

A person who steals portfolios from often unaware design students carrying large portfolio bags.

Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"

Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."

by Penywagger December 11, 2010

buddy snatcher

A person you introduce to your friends, and then that person becomes better friends with your friends than you are, thusly replacing you in the friend chain.

Oh my sister, she is SUCH a buddy snatcher...it happened AGAIN

by ca-mermaid April 6, 2011

Snipper-Snatcher

Someone who ruins all the fun by giving up on something that would be easy if they actually tried.

Hayley: I quit track recently..
Erika: You Snipper-Snatcher! If I can survive track, then how can you not?!

by ErikaEatsBabies April 29, 2011

Robe snatcher

A woman who goes to monasteries looking for a husband.

Abbot to the monks: "Brothers, take custody of your eyes and remain vigilant! There are a few robe snatchers on retreat this weekend."

by thepeppamint May 21, 2011

Cunt Snatcher

A man who runs around grocery stores, looking for teenagers to grab by the vagina and then run away.

Hey did you here Sally Got Groped by the Cunt Snatcher yesterday.

by Cunt Snatcher May 12, 2013