sailor boy scout

A man who dresses up as Sailor Moon or one of her compatriots.

You could smell the sailor boy scouts from across the room.

by Dennis October 15, 2003

smile.jpg

smile.jpg smiledog.jpg among other names –

One of the first creepypasta chain letters to start in the 1990’s quite possibly on USENET. The original image was of a husky with glowing green eyes and large teeth, with a red hand floating by it.

One of the stories (their are many now) claimed that a woman had seen the picture and killed herself, and so her husband, for who knows what reason, decided to forward the picture to his friends and relatives….. If true, What a tard.

The chain letter was circulated and a basement dweller from 4chan got his or her hands on it. Because the original picture was hardly intimidating, said basement dweller decided to use basic photoshop skills to create a piece of crap shoop that was some crooked teeth put onto a husky’s face and turned red along with other changes.

This was promptly spammed all over /x/.

So your answer is No.

You will not go insane.

It’s just another chain letter and a badly shoop.

Example of the smile.jpg chain letter:

Take a look at this!
Now you need to forward it.....
Blah blah blah...

(No you don't. It's time to break the chain)

by Dr.Wellby October 24, 2010

after smile

The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.

Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!

by kljhgfds December 12, 2010

Dutch Sailor Method

Method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. The square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. The square is then placed around the person's finger, like a ring. Next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their anus, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. Finally, the small scrap of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person's finger nail.

Joel: "My New Year's Resolution is to go green this year. I'll start by only using the Dutch Sailor Method."

Me: "Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?"

Joel: "What can I say? I'm willing to sacrifice to save Mother Earth."

by Caderade24 March 1, 2011

pedophile smile

A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.

Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.

by Sandmann September 23, 2008

Smalo

The act of being high on marijuana, using the delivery method of your choosing, while playing any version of the video game Halo. It is a technique employed by advanced players of the game, to increase skill, focus, and enjoyment. Highly recommended by some.

Cool guy #1: "Hey buddy, up for a little smalo action?"
Cool guy #2: "... already halfway there, buddy"

by uhhNOTHIN September 14, 2008

Glasgow Smile

Torture method used be mafia members in Glasgow, Scottland. Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then, further pain is inflicted upon the victim until they scream. Since the mouth has been cut, the incisions rip further alond the side of the face towards the ears.

He'll only look happy when Tyler gives him a Glasgow Smile.

by TeeDee April 2, 2004