by shinobus July 21, 2004
Get the loan shark mug.Nicolas Sarkozy is the first dwarf to be elected as president of france.
From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.
His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc
Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.
From hungarian descent, he was elected on his pledge to "sweep off the scums", meaning the muslim population that france has piled up in suburban ghettos since they helped rebuilding the country after WW2.
His hobbies are : passing laws that only contribute to his associates and himself (1st thing he did as President was to raise his salary up to 140%), openly trying to pull strings for his sons, hanging out with french jet-set, appearing wasted during the G8 meeting, after a "private meeting" with Poutine, etc
Hated by most of the french for not keeping promises and acting like a jerk (although they had it coming), he is currently awaiting to be replace in 2012.
You: - Have you heard the lastest rumor about sarkozy and bruni?
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.
You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him
Me : - No, because i don't give a shit.
You : - How did this joke get elected?
Me : - Ask the 53% of braindeads who voted for him
by WillXL April 24, 2010
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Someone who does favors for you without being asked, then proceeds to guilt trip you or strongly implies you owe them something.
"hey man I helped you sell that car, you owe me the next up on the lot"
"i didnt ask for assistance, you swept into help me so you could demand my help, fucking favor shark"
"i didnt ask for assistance, you swept into help me so you could demand my help, fucking favor shark"
by BotchoMan January 29, 2019
Get the Favor shark mug.(verb) When a chick giving head and she be totally chompin on that thang. Bruh can’t even get off cause it feels like a cheese grater down there.
“Damn bruh she’s fine as hell.”
“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
“I know, too bad she white sharked it last time I hung out with her.”
“Shit dawg, happens to the best of ‘em.”
by domolitty December 19, 2019
Get the White Shark mug."Petting the shark" refers to giving a woman a hand-job. This is due to the fact that at most aquarium shark petting tanks, they require you to pet a shark with the first and middle finger, the same two fingers used to finger your girlfriend.
Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.
Side Note: A woman's vagina also closely resembles that of a sharks brain, doubling the connotation.
by smashuri November 2, 2010
Get the Pet the Shark mug.a word given to someone who sucks up to the Sarkoh constantly because they think it is famous as it is on a list along with half of the internet. you will be able to distinguish whether or not somebody is a Sarkohmo with the following: if the person has a keen liking for the color lime green likes a certain washed up punk group and likes it when people have red hair who also has a tendancy to talk like this... OMGZ!!111 Spongebob raep! SKITTLEZZz!! Then be warned as this person have possibly be a Sarkohmo. you may come into contact with the Sarkoh as it is perfectly sane but be warned of its followers as some are ruthless hating machines
person 1: like OmGGG!!! red is just such an awesome color lawlzcopfterrp. wats ur favorite color? :P
person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?
person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!
person 2: are you a Sarkohmo?
person 1: u tryin to b funnie? i wuz just being my like random self like ARG!! >=/ if yhooz insulting me or Sarkoh then you better watch ur mouff boi!
by i.like.hoes.as.in.pantyhoes December 22, 2009
Get the Sarkohmo mug.by Alberto May 26, 2006
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