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slutty mum 

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.
Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook
slutty mum by Dr. Brains May 20, 2018

Slutty sis syndrome 

People who say sis sister skskksks and i oop Sister snatched or my hydro flask are technically diagnosed with both slutty sis syndrome and dumb bitch diagnosed possibly a *gaspsss* VSCO GIRLLL
Doctor:you have cancer
Slutty sis syndrome girl:sksksksk and i oop- *drops hydro flask * oop- my hydro

Doctor: this just in she also has dirty sis syndrome possibly dumb bitch diagnosed

Slutty can of beans 

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .
Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.
Slutty can of beans by Priest Mike February 14, 2020

slutty doughnut

She thicc. She difficult

Slutty Heather 

When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.
Pedro picked up a slutty heather from the bar last night
Slutty Heather by Splendadaddy March 14, 2021

Slutty Pepsi 

A type of coitus, often preformed by lesbians, is preformed when a can of Pepsi Cola is inserted into the vagina. The can must be open. The initiator will continue thrusting the can in and out until all of the Pepsi is in the vagina. The person with the cola in their vagina then does a series of 5 cartwheels, with the cola dripping out. The Pepsi will then be everywhere, and the initiator will lick the Pepsi off the floor. The Slutty Pepsi is often described as being very sexual and people involved will often have extreme orgasms, sometimes lasting hours.
Lillian: My lesbian partner, Julie, and I preformed the Slutty Pepsi last night. We both had extreme and long lasting orgasms.
Jared: Ah, how interesting. I’d love to try it with my little pumpkin. She’s very good at gymnastics.