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Sleeping

Observing the inside of your eyelids for 8 to 10 hours
I'm sleeping
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje August 3, 2022
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Sleeped

I sleeped in my bed
by GrayPandora August 22, 2020
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Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.
Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"
by Feebz November 11, 2014
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sleep

A beautiful, yet rare treasure. Something that the less we get the more we appreciate it, and something just when you think you've gone bare bones with, you realize how much less you can get and still somewhat function with.
In high school I thought I was functioning on minimum sleep. Years later in college and working full time I envy the amount of sleep I once got.

I don't get much sleep, but sometimes I sneeze and my eyes close, and that's basically the same thing.
by DramaticChipSinger June 19, 2017
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Sleep

Guy: I am going to sleep.

Girl: You mean die for a little?
by Autistic565665862 July 3, 2019
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Sleep

For the weak
Guy 1: "Dude I got to go to sleep!"
Guy 2: "Dude sleep is for the WEAK!"
Guy 1: "Oh shit dude you right!"
by Itsahumaniam November 9, 2019
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sleep

The thing that people should be fighting for, not religion.
person 1:man have you heard of the huge revolution going on?
person 2: yea, the people aren't getting enough sleep
by He who writes for... nothing December 22, 2016
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