ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".

Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.

by QuacksO March 5, 2023

Linebacker sista

Adj: A bodybuilder girl/woman who is physically intimidating. Is able to beat up all the males in the room. You might want to avoid conflict with this person at all costs. Do not misgender them.

Adj: The mean girls walked in, one tall model slim bulimia blonde who leads the group, one pale suicidal looking brunette who spits offensive insults, and a linebacker sista with braids who has boxer hands that enforces the group.

by Allah Jesus Christ September 6, 2023

3 sistas on ya mama

15 points in Dominos game

When a person scores 15 points In a Domino game

Me: places domino down on table. "3 SISTAS ON YA MAMA"

by J. Gary (Knowledge) January 13, 2024

Cu-Sista

When cousin relatives are so close that they naturally bond too each other like siblings.

Bell is my first cousin but she is more like my big cu-sista. (Big Cousin & Big sista combined)

by Nubian Mystic November 25, 2023

Slugma Sista

Slugma Sista could mean slugging your sista including squirting
(Slugging) means to put butter on someones balls with honey and put your tounge under to drink the concocktion

I Slugma Sista with squirt

by B3anCurdd February 6, 2025

incon-siesta-nt

Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).

Has nothing to do with Central America.

Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.

Damn dude, I been trying to talk to her but she is really really incon-siesta-nt.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

Acute Intra-sistaitis

A very serious illness affecting the internal organs. Its occurs when the host (often non-black) is housing a younger middle age soulful black woman. This said black woman often grows inside of the host affecting their music taste, vernacular, and often accompanied by loud outburst of soulful hearty singing without warning. This persist undetected until the untimely end of the incubation process (often in the month of February , during Kwanzaa, or sometime at soulful R&B concerts and occasionally at church services). resulting in the host being absorbed and taken over completely. Although not fatal, there is a largely notable increase in attitude, melatonin, and overall spice and sassiness once this process has run its course. ...Do your part to detect AIS as early as you can.

"Boy Samantha keeps breaking out in bellows of soulful song, i hope she doesn't have Acute Intra-sistaitis."

by MJM health journal December 27, 2012