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colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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half sibling

That shit word that you say when you don't want to acknowledge, e.g., a literal brother from another mother or sister from another mister as your sibling, since you share only one parent.
(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
by NickidewbearTwo June 2, 2019
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Sibling

From the infinitive 'to sible' (pronounced 'sibble'), meaning to perform some form of sexual act with another persons brother or sister (preferably younger for greater novelty value...though not TOO much younger). For clarity in use, the given example would mean that to sible 'her', would be to sleep with 'her' sibling.
'Dude, I would totally sible her...soon as her younger sister's street legal of course.'

'For sure dude! I'd give her the sibling of a lifetime.'
by I Love Grimbling April 13, 2008
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siblinged

When someone you are interested in goes one step beyond friend zoning you and tells you that you are like a sibling to them. Also see "sibling zone". Being siblinged is permanent.
Guy: What happened last night as your dinner with Andrew?

Girl: We were having such a great time, laughing and sharing all these things we have in common. But then I got siblinged.

Guy: What do you mean?
Girl: He literally said to me "We've got so much in common, you are basically a sister to me" - So, thats one step past the friend zone.

Guy: Oh that sounds like Andrew...
by hauntedhouse90210 December 7, 2014
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sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).
Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.
by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015
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Sibling squiring

Getting your siblings to back you up in an online argument
Look at her, there's no way she would have said that. Her brother must have had her sibling squiring again.
by Nanamiraptor September 13, 2015
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sibling foreplay

When two people act as familiar as siblings and yet the sexual tension is clearly palpable.
Quit with the ol slap and tickle this sibling foreplay is just about intolerable.
by oracle of umph December 5, 2015
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