Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

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samonia

Someone with a whole heart, samonia means two moons which means that samonia is a brave heart person that cares more than you can think

Someone is a samonia

by Samonia December 10, 2020

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A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.

Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"

by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020

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Simon cowell

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

by toe sniffer January 6, 2021

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SmonioUwU

Femboy Fox streamer that is incredibly adorable, they're also a bottom yet deny these facts whenever they are brought up.

Find them at:
twitch.tv/smoniouwu

SmonioUwU is such a cutie streamer uwu

by !me_irl December 10, 2021

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