by bTreezy October 17, 2006
Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro
Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day
Tom: alright dude let's go
Tom: why bro
Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day
Tom: alright dude let's go
by Emotional Gandhi January 3, 2022
A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.
by IHasNoFriendz December 16, 2018
The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.
Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"
by I. Donte Nuo February 7, 2011
Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.
bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"
by monkeys come with Iron December 4, 2008
Made by a delinquent named Neon
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.
Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.
Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.
by NeonUtah April 26, 2021