shrimping

when a fag cums in another fags ass and sucks it out with a sraw

andy cooley is a shrimp boat captain, thats alot of shrimping

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

Deep Sea Shrimping

A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.

"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."

by Fillmore Slim June 25, 2004

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015

Shitling

A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.

I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.

by Narnaoooo February 26, 2011

Shripping

The act of taking a shit when you are tripping balls. Usually under the influence of a combination of acid, shrooms, thc, or alcohol.

Oh man the other day I was shripping so hard... pretty sure I actually met Mr. Hanky.

by shripper September 19, 2012

shrimping

to get the cum out of a recently anal fucked person, see felch

eric likes to shrimp stephanie after they do it up the butt

by rockgrrl May 6, 2003

curt schilling

one of the greatest pitchers of out time. also a fan of the ever popular online rpg everquestII

Curt Schilling struck out Derek Jeter and Jeter started to shout.

by Marco Vinci April 30, 2005