Short texting 

People who text really short to a long ass paragraph

I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.

Short texting

Ok.

Short texting by Penis leach September 16, 2016

Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

Short Timers Disease by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

short timer syndrome 

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

short timer syndrome by franmarta March 22, 2013

short crew 

An exclusive group of 10 - 12 year old shit rats from tsawwassen. In there spare time they smoke prime times, drink absolute vodka and black out. The gangsters are all under 5'4 and aren't planning on growing. The leader of the pack "Willy J" has recently gone viral with his new mixtape "Anotha nigga dead" #mobsters

The short crew is meeting up with bhack at noon

short crew by Cocksucker22345 February 12, 2014

short bus 

School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.

short bus by Alex February 2, 2003

Short bussed 

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.

Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude

Short bussed by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021

short bus 

Generally, the short bus is a smaller version of a regular school bus that carries mentally challenged students to school. On rare occasions, if your school board is a bunch of assholes (like mine), you will be forced to ride in a short bus for field trips if you class contains less than 18 students.

Teacher: We'll all be going on a trip to the art museum Friday!
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: And we're taking a short bus!
Class: ............
Time: Passes
Class: *is riding the short bus on the highway*
Other cars: *point and laugh*
Class: *is mortified*

short bus by Ayve May 11, 2006