Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.
Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.
Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.
by Bluesbuster7 September 8, 2010
Get the Shopping minutemug. Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.
by crazycyrax February 20, 2009
Get the women be shoppingmug. When your cell phone, iPod or computer battery is just about to die, and you are engaged in a frantic hunt for an electrical socket to plug it into at an airport, you're "outlet shopping".
"Man, my phone gave up the ghost at LaGuardia, and I was outlet shopping for 15 minutes 'cos none of these geeks would let me plug in..."
by Uncle Des June 27, 2009
Get the Outlet Shoppingmug. by Evanna July 27, 2007
Get the talking shopmug. when a man (or woman for that matter) goes out looking for muffin top females to meet or hook up with. this pursuit can be either conscious or unconscious.
by HassK December 9, 2008
Get the pastry shoppingmug. by cliffrod February 19, 2007
Get the Smart Shopmug. A person who goes to the mall or other shopping facility with a group of people and browses to the point where they are no longer within the group, and therefore now shopping alone.
by dannifreakingyellandkarlyy June 17, 2009
Get the Ditch shopmug.