ShitBagTittyFuck

a bitch that fucked up super fucking hard and everybody is laughing at him so he gos to kill himself

that lil ShitBagTittyFuck is gay as shit

by randummy December 12, 2019

Shitballs

Balls filled with shit like paintballs except with shit. Commonly used in paintball battles to literally shoot someone with shit.

“Hey Chad! Nice fucking game out there today. Can’t believe you hit me with three shitballs, you fucking dick”.

by _TOYST April 29, 2020

Shitbag

Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.

Adjective
1. Literary

Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.

2. Heraldry

(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.

Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.

You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.

That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.

by UandA June 9, 2020

shitbag

Shitbag is a term where you made me super fucking mad and your being a dick, you shitbag.

"OI! FUCK OFF YOU SHITBAG"

by SwaggyHunter October 19, 2020

Shitbag

Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths

"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"

"You dirty bastard"

by thegayestnays.com September 17, 2021

shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

Shitballs

When you find out that there is too much shit for one person to handle

Shitballs! Who left all this filing in my office?

by linavagina October 13, 2022