Sheetar

A beautiful Lumerian Godess ressurected in 1987 by two brothers Michael and George Tutman who were brainwashed by their uncle Anwar Namtut. In order to ressurect Sheetar the brothers had to collect body parts from mortal women. Sheetar was resurrected at a "blood buffet" where she could feast on virgin women. The "buffet" was broken up before Sheetar could have her feast, with many people dying in the police and the Tutman brothers crossfire. The last time she was seen was hoping into the passenger seat of a red corvette. The man or Sheetar were never seen again.

Dude Sheetar fucked me for an hour after eating the flesh off my bitch virgin girlfriend.

by Jack Carrol September 28, 2009

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Seltzwhore

A person who is addicted to, is a connoisseur of, or deeply appreciates seltzer water.

I've really become a huge Seltzwhore since I quit drinking soda.

These millennials and their goddammned La Croix are fucking Seltzwhores.

by g0d5m15t4k3 July 22, 2019

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three sheeter

A referral to the dean's office. Coined due to the three sheets of carbon paper they are written on. One goes to the dean for his or her records, another to the teacher who wrote you up, and the last to your parent or guardian.

Mitchell: My dog Tre cursed out his teacher and she ended up writing him up and giving him the ol' three sheeter.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

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mc-sheethan

A combo of "massive smash" and "Shizer" A turd that is so large normal English can do it no justice, thus the butchering of the Scottish language. Other combos inlcude mc-fizenberg and shizer-mcnuggen-fife.

I ate a whole can of oat meal then drank a gallon of coffee. I let the atom bomb in my intestine solidify, then took a mc-sheethan so big, there was a birth certificate in the toilet.

by tb2_nola January 4, 2010

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