a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.
You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*
by jewjew Nate December 5, 2019
Get the Shelbymug. Shelby- An angry blonde girl that loves to lay in bed. Don’t anger a Shelby or you’ve had it. She is very beautiful but deadly. Take caution when approaching a Shelby.
by Omg_im_aware May 28, 2019
Get the Shelbymug. FILTHY, DIRTY, NASTY, LIMITLESS when it comes to sexual orientation. Wreaks of prostate and colon due to always playing with one's asshole
by Helixxx__29 March 4, 2019
Get the shelbismug. Shelby, she’s an ungrateful bitch I hate her
by Chaz040301 December 20, 2021
Get the Shelbymug. -too long to get ready
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without
-takes 30 minutes to get ready for bed
-make-up glued to hip
-cant live with or without
by keltttttttttttttsey March 29, 2008
Get the Shelbymug. A thoughtful awesome friend that anyone can love 100% of the time. Loving, Caring, Loyal all the time. She can be the serious friend and can be that funny friend all at the same time.
by fenway all the way August 6, 2011
Get the Shelbymug. A fucking bitch and a liar. She’ll lie about shit just to ruin a good relationship and try to fuck everyone’s life up. She’s FAKE and a DUMB BITCH and that will never change
Woooow...Shelby lied about me threatening to kill her and had her mom call the cops so she could not go to school and go shopping in Vegas.
by Oh yeees May 22, 2018
Get the Shelbymug.