serious urbaner

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

by StetsonRed October 2, 2008

senior stalker

a creepy underclassmen, usually unpopular freshman, who try to get seniors to love them

julia keeps trying to talk to seniors on their facebook walls, but they just talk mad shit behind her back...

matt (the most popular senior in school) - so julia tried to ask me out last night over facebook message... what a senior stalker

by hannerwanners March 15, 2010

senior mama

Basically anyone named Nancy, Barbra, Debbie or Karen who as worked for the airlines as a flight attendant since the 1920s. These are the women who don’t give you the whole can of soda and cry about their back problems. If you pick up a piece of trash wrong you’ll know it before you do it. They are the most boring crew members to go on trips with or work with in general. Typically end up on the no fly list faster then they can put a bag in the over head bin.

God Rachel was acting like such a senior mama today for someone who started last week.
Jennifer-ew definitely going on my no fly list.

by Senior Mama February 9, 2020

Section Runners

A group of people who are very bad at a certain game. They usually call them selves “apes”, “chimps”, and “baboons”

That team “Section Runners” are pretty good although imposter “Section Drifters” also known as “stock images drifters”- foooojjiiii. Are a pretty good Competitor

by Glock June 21, 2021

yahoo serious

A guy who is a complete fuckwit . Loud mouth, has a large crop of hair, and wears loud clothing.

Check out yahoo serious over there! How can anyone take him seriously

by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

Carpinteria Senior High School

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings

Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*

by LiberalDestroyer6969 March 31, 2019

Millville Senior High School (3)

I strongly disagree with the decision for high school athletes to pick their college based on if they can play a D-III or D-II sport at the college they choose to attend. I think there is too much of a focus on committing to schools based on sports, and while this isn't always pursued in vain, I think there needs to be a higher emphasis placed on attending a college that most closely aligns with possible career ambitions. The reality is that it is highly unlikely to go pro from a D-III or D-II school (even D-I for that matter), and while it is unlikely that most high-schoolers will know what they want to do with the rest of their life, it is better to pursue a college based on how strong it is in certain areas (business, engineering) and how economically feasible it is to attend (Rowan, Rutgers, CCC).

The outlook of Millville has the potential to be bright. The New Jersey Schools Development Authority (SDA) has recently commenced a $114.5 million expansion of the school. The new infrastructure will help the school accommodate around 2,000 students and will include new science labs, music rooms, cafeterias, and gyms. Expected to be completed by 2022, this gives Millville a promising glimmer of hope to become a greater New Jersey school similar to its North Jersey counterparts. This, coupled with a stronger focus and resource allocation towards AP classes and SAT test prep could drastically improve the school's trajectory towards greatness. Hopefully that day comes soon.

Millville Senior High School (3)
RIP Maurice Lewis - 2018

by TrustTheProcess21 July 7, 2019