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Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008
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beat it scruffy

your joking, wanna go out with you...beat it scuffy
by m.powell February 6, 2004
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Scruffin

"This fuckin' scruffin, this fuckin' whore is walkin' around town. I didn't watch my buddies die face down in the muck for this!"
by KiNDKeN March 7, 2009
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Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.
... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?
by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010
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Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.
Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.
by scruffer February 22, 2009
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Scruffie

A game where you tie a stuffed animal onto some string and put it in the middle of the road at night and hide behind something, and pull it when a car comes.
"you wanna play Scruffie tonight?"
"yeah that game is hilarious!
by Scuffielover222 June 17, 2010
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Scruffy Nuts

scruffy nuts

1. Term for your underperforming ghetto intern.

2. Something you get after your ole lady wants you to match her pubic style
1. Hey Scruffy Nuts! Where's dat cup Coffee biatch?

2. The ole lady, she sayz "You aints touchin' me wit da fro in yous pants!" SOz I'zhafed my bags an nows I a trippin with the scruffy nuts!...
by The Moss's Ass January 21, 2005
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