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blue screen of death

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.
"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"
by star8706 February 1, 2003
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Blue screen

A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.
by Nolan February 6, 2003
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Screen Test

To smash a suspects' head into the steel grid of a police cruiser prisoner transport barrier, by slamming on the brakes, while the prisoners' hands are bound behind his back.
"The perp spit at me and started saying things about my mother, then threatened my family, so I gave him a 'screen test'."
by The partition safety nut April 29, 2010
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took a screenshot

a metaphor representing ones body or mind experiencing exceptional discomfort or bewilderment. Taken from the action of pressing two opposing buttons together on a smartphone to take a screenshot, the unorthodox action being translated into an unorthodox feeling.
Ex 1: “Yeah, when I saw him eat a maggot covered in mayonnaise, my body took a screenshot.”

Ex 2: “Man, when that professor kept asking so many questions so fast, I could’ve sworn my brain took a screenshot.”
by OhkayBudday October 26, 2020
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Screen-whore

A video game player who looks upon other players screens, whether on split screen or system link, to gain an unfair advantage by knowing what the other player is doing and where he/she is located.
I was a screen-whore when I looked on my friends screen to beat my friend on a head to head match in Halo 2.
by Alex Martin April 10, 2005
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Numbers On a Screen

What money is. Also, what you say to rationalize blowing all your money on booze/women/toys/coke. Replaces "little pieces of paper," which is deprecated.
Guy 1: Shit, $100 for four shots of Patron?!
Guy 2: Man who gives a fuck, money is just Numbers On a Screen!
Guy 1: You right.
by bbbu_darkness July 22, 2011
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Blue screen

The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!
NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!
by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003
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