crab crawling

When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab

Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend

by wellhungkid March 30, 2014

Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.

I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.

by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

Crib Crawling

It is the action of getting women or men who are younger - they were probably in diapers by the time you were graduating high school. Typically reserved to celebrities, the age difference is at least 10 years.

Johnny is such a crib crawler, why is he dating that first year uni chick?

Yeah thats kind of embarassing, he just turned 40 for christ sake.

Kevin was crib crawling at the club last night.

by xxjohnnyjonesxx May 5, 2018

Name-Scrolling

When you search for your name on Urban Dictionary to see some of the things others have done with your name. Usually, this is for a moral boost. Unfortunately, people who share names associated with bad shit (Such as Karen), often find themselves inadvertently insulted, even if they themselves are perfectly fine as a human being. It’s really a 50/50 coin toss, to be honest.

Felt kinda down today, so I went Name-Scrolling on Uraban Dictionary. Made me feel a bit better.

by Octagonal Revolver June 4, 2021

bore scrolling

Hungry, cant decide and bored with the same thing.

She just finished bore scrolling the last hour. Careful.

by bydbyt December 2, 2021

toilet-scrolling

A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas

Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.

Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling

by cicixoz June 5, 2022

Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.

I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.

by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023