Look I'm 9 I shouldn't know about these. But I do and I can't close my eyes in the bathtub/shower. Id like the Men in Black to erase my mind PLEASE or many some class b amnestics? For the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SEARCH UP ANYTHING REGARDING SCPS unless you type SCP-999. If you just plainly search up SCPs you will never close your eyes in the shower for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I've still not gotten through it. If you want to know anything about SCPs but still be able to sleep I suggest you watch a channel named frisky. Oh and by the way PEANUT.
by TheRepublicOfLIKES(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ October 22, 2020
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my nightmares. also known as "there was a crooked man" is very scary for me. it kills people and does something to kill them idk.
by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023
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by panderverse October 28, 2023
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The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.
Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!
by Nonery October 28, 2023
Get the SCP mug.Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.
by YaboiToast November 5, 2023
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