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pooper scooper

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!
by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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scamper

"hey ted, look at that scamper jumping up and down on the play set."

"goddam scampers always gotta show on thursday, they shit all over the place."
by fredrick ralph smith March 13, 2010
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romper stomper

a retard, used to describe someone who is very stupid or does very stupid things
I can't believe you nut in her you're a romper stomper
by theclam420 April 8, 2020
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Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.
yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.
by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008
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Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??
P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!
by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009
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Scumper

To scumper a plan, event or idea is to ruin it.
The rain today really scumpered my idea to have a picnic.

Don't tell that boy the plan- he may scumpers it.
by TheCatGod May 14, 2016
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stomper

A rear wheel drive automobile, usually Japanese made, having high horsepower and large wheels and tires, typically in the rear.
"Dude, did you see that black Toyota Supra with the 19" Volks and 285 tires? "That thing is a freakin stomper"
by Illtech Auto Salon December 29, 2007
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