Schuenke

Sticking your foot in your mouth

walking by the ugliest girl in the world and saying out loud, that is the ugliest girl I have ever seen. This is pulling a Schuenke becuase she heard the comment

by Mr. Schuenke March 1, 2009

Schmugaboo

A schmugaboo is someone that likes to snuggle, but eats really slowly. A schmugaboo is very inept, but makes up for it with his cuteness.

He ate all the brownie batter, but then he snuggled. He was a schmugaboo

by tdills February 28, 2011

SCHGOBEN

prounounced shcoben, an ignorantly optimistic person, someone who shows complete optimisim for a someone/something or belief that clearly is erroneous

That person is religeous, what a schgoben

by f3nd3r July 3, 2011

schmuggallipoof

A little, cute child. Normally female - extremely lazy and likes pyjamas.

Awwww look at the lil schmuggallipoof in her onesie

by nawwlilschumggalls December 12, 2012

schmuggy ball

Ball made from paper towel or toilet paper then wet with water. Used for throwing at unsuspecting kids. Can also be thrown up to the ceiling where it will stick.

Did you see all the schmuggy balls on the ceiling above Jim's bunk?

by knishknosh December 22, 2013

schuelerisation

The innate ability to mind fuck someone without them even knowing it.

Did you see how she completely changed her opinion afterwards?

Total 180.

She got Schuelerised!

#Schuelerisation

by Koalita October 11, 2016

Schuelerise

The ability to mind fuck someone without them even knowing that you've done it! It's a gift.

"Hey dude, did you notice how quickly Rita changed her mind and her strong opinions, and feelings after Johan went at her? It's as if she was hypnotised.S he really started believing that she was wrong, that she was nuts for thinking what she had previously believed. Wow. Amazing.

Yeah dude, she was Schuelerised!"

Mindfucking hypnotised brainwashing genius Narcicist Spellcaster gift of the gab smooth charmer skelm ghabees

by Koalita July 27, 2016