When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"
by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014
Get the Schrodingers Fuck-boxmug. A person who makes racist comments and decides if they are jokes based on the reaction of those around.
P1: *racist comment*
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.
by DivLives August 21, 2022
Get the schrodinger's racistmug. The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.
The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.
The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.
by Dunva July 21, 2016
Get the Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndromemug. A fighting game terminology regarding if a certain attack is considered plus or negative, it is until consistently punished on block or players realizing that it is punishable on a block then it is considered a negative attack. Otherwise, It will still be considered a plus frame attack unless proven otherwise.
(Person 2 is losing to person 3 in a fighting game)
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?
Person 1: Dude, you know that's punishable on block right?
Person 2: It is?
Person 3: No it's not don't listen to him :)
Person 2: Wait so you're telling me all this time I played this game thinking that attack was unpunishable?!
Person 1: A real big case of Schrodinger's plus frame huh?
by Ratz! March 25, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's plus framemug. Usually far right nationalist who depending on evidence provided responds to war crime accusations with:"never happened" or "they deserved it"
Random person: what do you thik about genocide in Armenia?
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it
Schrodinger's war criminal: what genocide?
Random person: *shows evidence
Schrodinger's war criminal: they deserved it
by Pavle the almighty war crimina April 5, 2022
Get the Schrodinger's war criminalmug. When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.
by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017
Get the Schrodinger’s glory holemug. A workplace phenomenon where resources assigned to a project are simultaneously worthless and invaluable, where the act of interacting with the project manager forces a classification.
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
"I know it's not something we normally do, and I know you're not responsible for it, however can you perform this backlog of clerical tasks?"
"I just don't have enough resources allocated to my team, I'm missing my deliverables and I'll need more of your time"
Person 1: "I can't believe our PM made us attend that four hour meeting... We told them we didn't have anything to contribute, and they're telling me they need my pull request in by tomorrow because the project is behind"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
Person 2:"Yup, Schrodinger's Project Manager"
by Bob Costas' Gym Teacher July 1, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Project Managermug.