A kind of chodechonger that spends its time posting flames on lonux forums about his new exim configuration, while simultaneously seagulling anyone who passes by his desk.
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by flonathon July 18, 2003
Get the schlogathong grommis mug.A combination of the words Schlong and Dode = Schlode.
1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.
2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.
3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.
2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.
3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. "I whipped out my Schlode on that bitches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!"
Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."
2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."
2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
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A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.
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