Siamese Sausages

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

Le Sausage

This is the "French" word for the male genitalia. Typically used when referring to it as a dish.

Roommate 1: "Man, what is wrong with that chick you brought over last night?"
Roommate 2: "I dunno, bro. I thought she was all about Le Sausage, but I think she's more of a Fish Taco type of girl."
Roommate 1: "Fair enough."

by The_Victor May 24, 2009

Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.

I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

zipper sausage

Penis

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.

by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010

transitional sausage

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

by invasionpictures March 30, 2009

Park sausaging

The act of purchasing a supermarket cumberland sausage from the hot counter and eating it in a public park directly from the brown bag to prevent onlookers from becoming suspicious.

Luke often enjoyed park sausaging with those curly cumberlands.

by Sausaging July 26, 2010

Psychic Sausage

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

by thejagerage January 10, 2011