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Toilet Salad

When you go into a public restroom to use the facilities and are greeted with the left over vegetation (lettuce, tomato skins, and corn) which has been deposited by the previous user.
Oh man i just used the bathroom at a buddies after a night of eating tacos and burritos and was greeted with a toilet salad
by Triple Trolls July 11, 2017
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Grandma's chicken salad

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.
Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"
by J Rones August 27, 2009
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Herring Salad

the act of two guys eating out a womans smelly vagina and ass simultaneously.
After an evening of chasing flamingos, Chad and JR are looking to relax by finding a nice old lady to herring salad.
by Johnnie Bee December 9, 2010
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Taco Salad

Brian: Hey Justin! Want to go get some taco salad tonight?
Justin: Hell no, I'm gay.
Brian: mmmk.
by B/r/i/a/n January 13, 2009
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Potato salad

Potato salad means to stay chill or fresh. Just like the food potato salad.

Saying potato salad is normally followed by a gesture of stirring a bowl of potato salad.
Kegen: Hey Sierra keeping it potato salad... *Motioning hand in a stirring motion*

Sierra: you know how it be sometimes
by Gratatagotcha July 5, 2018
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salad fingers

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.
"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"
by Wolf March 2, 2005
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Salad Days

Youth.

First used by Shakespeare in Anthony and Cleopatra: "...in my salad days, when I was green in judgement..."

Get it? It's a fucking pun. Ha Ha! Salad is green, and in my 'salad days' I was green. Get it?

Man, that Shakespeare is right up their with Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

Fuking British and their fucking puns. Give it a fucking rest!

Anyway, I might not have the quotation exactly correct, but the point is that the phrase has nothing to do with 'hardships' or 'comfortable living.'

It refers to inexperience and innocence, not carefree existance.
Man 1: In my salad days, I wanted to grow up to be a male ballerina.

Man 2: Did you go to Princeton?
by BcozTheNite August 24, 2008
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