salamon

the best last name.

me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me

by ihateeveryone1247 April 2, 2022

Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Awkward Salmon

Similar to the popular term "Happy salmon" the Awkward salmon is the act of placing your hand between another individual's legs and just holding it there without moving your hand back and forth in the happy salmon motion. The Awkward Salmon quickly escalates the awkwardness level of the happy salmon.

"Dude, he totally just gave me the awkward salmon, wasn't even the happy one...just straight up, awkward."

by allie7715 October 13, 2014

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Aggressive salmon

When a man or woman gets slapped across the face with another mans limp penis like a hungry bear does during a salmon spawning feeding frenzy

She really wanted round two last night, but I had to unleash the aggressive salmon

by Battered July 8, 2017

Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018