Wet Softball

An occupational hazard that occurs rarely when climbing any flight of stairs. When a Wet Softball happens to appear near any stairs, those stairs will become unavailable and unsafe for the following 6 days. Attempting to climb these stairs will result in near-death injury. They can be caused manually by obtaining a dry softball, and covering it in liquid. This is not recommended, as any stairs in the immediate vicinity of the creation of the Wet Softball will be closed off.

Joe: That's weird. Those stairs are blocked off.
Bob: Of course. A Wet Softball was spotted near them.
Joe: Ah, yes. Wet Softballs are dangerous.

by Jeffalooboo June 3, 2020

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Softball girls

A girl that can get down and dirty if she’s lost a game u don’t wanna mess with her.good body and loves a baseball player big butt

She’s a softball girl
Well duh I like her

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by Hey26girlboo October 24, 2019

softballed-out

Females who have huge thighs, drink pre-workout, wear basketball shorts, and do other manly things. these are not attractive women. Not limited to softball; any manly sport applies i.e- lacrosse, basketball, hockey

john: Bro did u see that girl's thighs? they're huge

tom: of course i saw it, shes softballed-out

by ball hawk July 31, 2012

Softballs

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017

softball

Softball means "to go easy on" something.

Bob was asked to evaluate his boss and he submitted a softball review.

by Indiana_Joe March 6, 2019

softball shape

A state of being where one is almost always ready and able to stand in one spot for long periods of time, wearing a softball glove in one hand, and a warm, stale Olde English 800 in the other hand.

Dave had been training for months to be in softball shape, and now given his morbid obesity and alcoholism issues, he was finally ready.

by Iwantsomerocks June 5, 2013