Ryder

Skinny penis

Girl: did you jack off ryder yesterday?
Girls friend: I couldn’t find his dick!

by bitchass392 February 7, 2018

Ryder

Full name: Ryder of cocks

a guy with pig nostrils who thinks he can fight but will pussy out if asked to. Some people are acting big and tough but deep down they know they are a pussy, but Ryder....he's mind is just a illusion

Ryder "i'll fucking bash you"
Smart asian guy "LETS GO MOTHAFUCKER ILL KILL U"
Ryder "wait my mom's calling me i have to go"

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Ryder Ripps Lover

A Ryder Ripps Lover is a person who is obsessed with all things Ryder and can't get enough of his website, twitter, facebook, life, under armour, hair, pix, and style. This person virtually stalks Ryder everyday.

I'm so in love with Ryder Ripps I'm a true Ryder Ripps Lover.

by friendlyfunxoxo October 9, 2011

RyderKnight

Ryderknigt is an IMMORTAL! He's unstoppable. Anyone with this name can penstrate chuck norris.

RyderKnight is the coolest person out there. Anyone with this name can pernstrate a dimond by just laying a feather on it. Ryder can stare chuck norris down until the norris ran out of him.

by Prometheus1 February 4, 2013

Ryder

A tall charming boy who plays the trumpet he has brown hair and brown eyes and likes girls named Jacey

1.who is that?
2.thats Ryder

1.im going to talk to him
2.ok good luck

by Cringe_kaylee December 24, 2018

Ryderyn

A metamagical bitch.

Ryderyn? More like Drydner!

by Drydner October 21, 2019

Ryder

This is the man who will fuck your bitch unconditional and then just talks to you like you're all good the next day. Essentially the biggest fucking cunt on planet earth. The only reason people are friends with him is because he's nice. Also has a dick the size of a giraffes neck, but it also has spots.

What the hell is wrong with you Ryder?

by LittleLover12 August 14, 2017