Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

by Mike December 26, 2004

Randy

Randy is an amazing and great person he is kind smart and adorable if you ever meet a randy you will fall in love with him right away and never stop he will get you mad but he will do anything to make you smile again he will love you and never lie to you about anything he is a great boyfriend if you have a randy never let go of him if you are sad he will ask if you are okay and you will tell him and he will do anything he can to make you laugh or smile you will always love your randy

you:(crying)

Randy:whats wrong? are you okay?
you:no

randy: have you seen that vine that was so funny

you:yeah lol (laughing)

by I LOVE STRANGER THINGS October 1, 2018

randy

He's the type of guy who will put a smile on your face. He knows when something is wrong and tries to fix it with a hug and wipe away the tears. He is the bestest friend you can ever have. He is my bestest friend

Im lucky to have a randy in my life.

by bananabelly December 24, 2010

RYANDOX

A cock sucking insest loving cock sucker who gets rapped by his dad every single night and enjoys every moment . He also thinks a hicky is a pull

cock insest rapped hicky pull RYANDOX

by LOOOLLLL August 28, 2010

randy ray

An insecure male who attempts to get every girl to like him. (If you are a female he will hit on you, basically he is a pedophile who has low standards.) This guy is a worthless and idiotic asshole who treats every girl like they are the girl for him, by wooing them about their "true beauty" eventually letting them down because they have a girlfriend and many other girls on the side. Not only is this male a chronic liar but a terrible liar. He has many insecurities and jealousy issues. If in public with his girlfriend, he gets jealous when a guy looks at her because he is easily threatened and knows deep down that he is not worthy of his faithful companion.

girl 1: hey look its a womanizer!

girl 2: no thats just a randy ray.

by chop&change August 4, 2010

Randy Moss

An NFL Wide Receiver who went from being the biggest bad ass in the NFL to the biggest joke. In 2007 Every Corner Back in the league was scared of being humiliated by him. Now he is an emotional wreck where dog shit is more likely to get a reception these days. This is due to the fact that he does not try when things don't go how he wants them to or in other words because he is a giant douche.

Guy 1: Did you see Michael Jenkins against the Giants?

Guy 2: Yeah that that pussy pulled a Randy Moss.

by Somet1 December 27, 2010

Randy

adjective:
1. Sexually aroused, turned on, or excited
2. strong desire for sex
3. stronger than the word horney

"I'm so randy, it's driving me crazy!"

by Katrina Amero January 19, 2009