You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Rapesexual

Someone not right in the head, who thinks raping is a gender.

Person1: Hey, I identify as Rapesexual, how about you?
Person2: oh yeah? what's that?
Person1: That means I like to rape people.
Person2 walks away slowly..

by Zero_Socks March 4, 2023

ripass

1)extreme flatulation. 2)violent expulsion of methane gas from the rectum, usually accompanied by a thick, viscous fluid.3) a huge airbiscuit.

If you don't stop ripin'ass, I'm gonna through your punkass outta da car, beeotch!

by Steve January 6, 2003

Take her, she's ripe

A phrase commonly used to describe the action of fucking a girl who recently turned legal; 18 years of age. Like a fruit reaching prime ripeness.

Dude, that chick just turned 18. Take her, she's ripe!

by riddle me that July 22, 2010

rapestick

a stick for raping.
AKA: Poodlejockey.

Bob used a stick to rape the mailman, later the mailman pulled rapestick splinter's from his ass.

by Melvinfuckyou March 3, 2008

rides

sneakers.

shoes.

only idiots use it.

person 1: "hey d00d check out mah new rides!!"
person 2: "shut the fuck up you loser they're called sneakers!!!"

by phiona May 6, 2006

ripe

Having a big ass. Ripe and plump for the pickings like a fruit.

Damn, her ass is ripe.

by Tahj March 29, 2003