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A structured evaluation or analysis of something with the aim of implementing changes if needed. Let me know if you need further clarification!
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by Badhin May 14, 2024
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Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
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Your definition will be reviewed soon.

Shit you see when submitting a word on Urban Dictionary.

A lie. It’ll be 6530 until they even post the damn word. Fucking god help. Those cunts at Urban Dictionary better post this NOW.
The Story of Your definition will be reviewed

urban dictionary: “Your definition will be reviewed.”

Person: “ok please now”

865465 years later

“Your word is eligible.”

Person: dead

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

A lie
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Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Review

Ha! Yeah that would be cringe... Which I why I refuse to do it. Yeah, I don't want to do that and won't.
Hym "Yeah, don't ask me to review my shit. I was there the first time and so was everyone else."
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
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Back Review

When you ask a friend to review your back based on looks. It mainly a confidence booster
John asked for a back review the other day
by definedmacer190 December 17, 2024
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Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"
by cannibalporsche May 13, 2012
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