religion

A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old
Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?

She's religious (believes in religion)
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religion is complete bullshit
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religion

A cult that, despite best efforts, has spread wildly out of control.
The Romans tried to put down christianity when it was only a cult, but then their leader constantine made it their state religion and it spread like syphilis.
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religion

A cult until enough people join that doesn't necessarily, but may, include the idea of a fixed diety. A modern equivalent of this is known as Pop Culture, or Mainstream.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John all lost their religion once they were forced to write about it by a king named James.
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Religion is the opiate of the masses.
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A result of the ever existing human need for explanations to questions that we just cannot answer. The most well known ones are violent, backward, anti-freedom and homophobic.
Person A: Are you part of any religion?
Person B: No, but I'm spiritual
Person A: It's just as stupid as religion. Neither provide answers
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religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.
athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!
by karl May 28, 2004
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