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A very severe mental disease that makes sufferers believe in fairy tales that are thousands of years old
Why does she believe in dragons and people that live in the clouds? What's wrong with her?

She's religious (believes in religion)
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religion is complete bullshit
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A cult that, despite best efforts, has spread wildly out of control.
The Romans tried to put down christianity when it was only a cult, but then their leader constantine made it their state religion and it spread like syphilis.
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A cult until enough people join that doesn't necessarily, but may, include the idea of a fixed diety. A modern equivalent of this is known as Pop Culture, or Mainstream.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John all lost their religion once they were forced to write about it by a king named James.
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Religion is the opiate of the masses.
by Vithon December 24, 2009
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A result of the ever existing human need for explanations to questions that we just cannot answer. The most well known ones are violent, backward, anti-freedom and homophobic.
Person A: Are you part of any religion?
Person B: No, but I'm spiritual
Person A: It's just as stupid as religion. Neither provide answers
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A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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