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Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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13 reasons why

A terrible show that portrays suicide as a quirky personality trait and extremely unlikable characters and tonnes of shitty teen drama
Teen girl:13 reasons why is a great show
Rational people:you clearly don’t have taste in shows
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Reesi

An extremely hot girl who always encourages her fellow party-goers to take shots at a party. Loves getting drunk. Probably likes Lady GaGa and Britney Spears
Wow Reesi just got me fucked up! She's awesome!
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Reeshan

A little dark and mysterious. Can spend too much time alone, but if you can get them out you will have one of the best times of your life. A great listener and true friend. Will always stand up for what they believe in and will always have your back.
I need a good night out, wish I had a Reeshan to call.
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Reese

Reese is a beautiful girl who loves to have fun. Reese is a humorous girl she know when she has to be serious and responsible. She knows when to be girly and tomboyish. She’s the type of girl to let loose and hangout. She changes her mind a lot but when she chooses her decision is a good one. Reese is so gorgeous all the guys are crushing on her. She has blonde hair and killer blue/green eyes. A girl who is very athletic and just extremely fun to be around.
OMG!! I want to hangout with Reese so bad she’s so much fun!
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Reese

Reese is the type of girl who is a very loyal friend, usually has brown eyes and brown hair she has a really good set of pipes. If you get on her bad side she will punch your face in. If you ever encounter a Reese than stick with her.
Wow Reese is the best
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