Reddit

The "I am not like the other girls" of the internet.

Used to be really good 5+ years back until it turned into a large number of socially-handicapped people's attempt at a cool kid's club.

Keanu Reeves is my God
Minecraft good | fortnite bad

Reddit intelligent Instagram sheep
FUCK RACISM (also fuck Asians)
WOMEN LIKE 80% OF ALL 20% MEN ONLY (The reason I can't get laid is not because I'm an unwashed, socially-handicapped cringefuck who thinks being cynical means being intelligent)

Editn: thanks for the gold kind stranger. My first time getting gold. Woohoo! remember to check out all the subs I mod.

by TedMosbyFTW March 22, 2020

Reddit

Content for popular YouTubers who are running out of ideas and want to take advantage of their approval-desperate audience

I am not running out of ideas,

I know you guys love the Reddit video.

by Lolina lolanati July 31, 2020

reddit

The coomer's paradise, the 4channer's fiance, reddit is Los Angeles when it comes to how polluted the air there is to breathe in. It's toxic. It's stupid. It makes you want to take a shotgun to your balls and watch them fucking explode. Say something that even just barely disagrees with the majority opinion and you will be harassed to shit, sometimes sexually.

Reddit is a shithole, my friend got scolded online for having a slightly opposing opinion.

by naothns November 9, 2020

reddit

A user based article submission site populated mainly by former/current users of Digg, 4chan and other user-based social media groups. The content is almost identical but there is a general hipster mentality that Reddit is the coolest of the three and, therefore, the tone of much of the site is very snarky and ego-driven.

Submissions and comments can be voted up or down the page in order of relevance, but this function is used almost solely for the purpose of promoting the opinions that represent the majority view, or simply the most smartass remark.

Reddit Science Submission: Watch this laser gun cook bacon! {vid}

Replies:

MMM BACON!!! (1532 upvotes)

I see your bacon, and raise you a narwhal {pic} (1247 upvotes)

I like bacon too, but this isn't really science. (3468 downvotes)

eww bacon (infinite downvotes)

by reditor March 26, 2010

The Reddit Effect

A state of mind in which content from a relatively short time of origin in the real world, causes the afflicted to believe that the event occurred long before the origin.

This affliction is due to the fact that daily Reddit users are accustomed to constant and updated information. Therefore, if an event occurred a few days ago, it causes the Reddit user to feel that the event happened much longer ago.

This causes the Reddit user to feel that events and or stories occurred in a longer period of time than in reality. Some severe cases can cause a frequent Reddit user to be violent verbally or physically. The best solution is to end the topic or to leave the afflicted alone. There is no cure to this phenomenon although modern medicine is working towards a cure.

A: Hey did you see that post of "x"?
B: Yeah I saw that like two weeks ago.
A: Two weeks ago? Man that feels like forever ago. That is still a relevant topic?
B: Yes. This is the curse of Reddit. The Reddit Effect.

by Terios April 2, 2013

reddit

Reddit is a website with a user base that consist mostly of intelligent people that are unfortunately politically and emotionally retarded.

Hey dear, let's do something really crazy tonight.. how about we bake a 200lb cake in the shape of an alien and post pics of it on reddit.

by Always a realist May 21, 2010

reddit hug of death

A cutesy phrase that vapid Reddit users like to incessantly comment when a website which has been linked on Reddit.com goes down due to the recent influx of heavy traffic.

User #1: Why is this link not working for me?
User #2: must be the reddit hug of death <3

by MagnaFarce December 9, 2014