retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

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Recreationally minded

Having the ability to remember useless information, like what book page you were on with no bookmark, but the keen inability to remember important things like school notes or due dates

"I always forget the summer reading projects, I'm too recreationally minded."

by Lukeozee August 21, 2021

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retardation

Retard: a utterly stupid ass dumbass person, eg. rakamafaze-XBOX, a stupid moron who knows NOTHING about anything and who plays call of duty bo3 trying to get round 100, dumbass dickhead.

Mason: ugh Kacey you fucking retardation kill yourself!!
Kacey: its retard you fucking specy.

by the boss MTG August 14, 2023

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Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

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retardation

1) another person putting his wants before his needs stemming from a lack of common sense. 2) situation involving one party being screwed for another's gain, commonly financial.

EXAMPLE 1

Man 1: Yesterday, my cousin's electricity was shut off since he wasn't paying the bill. This morning he went into debt to buy a $3000 HD television.

Man 2: Retardation... he seems to enjoy being a worthless bum.

EXAMPLE 2

Man 1: I have completed every single upper-level course required for my Multimedia Technologies degree and the college says I can't graduate until I take Intro to Windows.

Man 2: Retardation, dude. They just want your money.

by AdamG March 11, 2008

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