Recto cranial inversion

The state of having one's head up one's ass

Brother dalton: why is your homework the same as jimmy's?
Jimmy's friend: I don't know.
Dalton( adressing the class): what we have here is a severe case of recto cranial inversion.

by 13 14 February 13, 2009

react

when you say react instead of reenact and just go with it

"Oh shit I can't react it"

by anaklusmos10 December 6, 2018

Flight Reacts

a lightskin man who is built like a stick and laughs like a dolphin.

Flight reacts is being defined as the most braindead dolphin human on earth

by imstuckinnabasementplshelp May 22, 2021

Reaction Time

The amount of time it takes your brain to signal your body to do something

That ninja has fast reaction time they couldn't land a single punch

that guy just clutched the game because of his quick reaction time

by WolfL January 25, 2012

Reactionary

Someone who formed his opinion based on a recent event while disregarding the past knowledge or information.

X : My team just lost the game, they should fire the coach.
Y: Don't be reactionary.

by Madmada December 21, 2019

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

rectogram

the circular impression that the toilet seat leaves on one's ass after sitting there for extended periods of time

"I have been on the can for 4 hours, check out the curvature of this rectogram!"

by mutebomb October 26, 2005