EJ Randall

A person with a square head (Carlos Magallanes) because the character has a big square head.

Whoa! Is that guy an EJ Randall?

by DAWDUIHAWIUDHAW July 28, 2021

Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022

Randal

Randal, how do you describe a Randal. Well he is a totally amazing, sweet guy. Yeah he has his flaws like he is sometimes tense with you or he is very stubborn and even sometimes lazy. But he knows to make you laugh when your feeling down. Also knows when to buckle down and get his work done. He is very loyal, even when you piss him off and goes off to go cool off, he will always come back to you. He is a gentlemen. Sometimes he is horny but very respectful. You never want to let this guy go, because if you do you're making the biggest mistake of your life. Love and respect your Randal and he will show the same to you.

Man you made a dumb mistake by leaving Randal.

by Asphalt233 March 28, 2023

Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

Funky Randall

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

A Funky Randall is a mistake you can't take

by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023

Jyiodin Mordecai Randall

Ruler of the solar system. Slayer of whispering eyes. Bringer of ovary explosions. King amongst men. The fourth apostle. Bringer of the end of the Old World Order. Gift given from the gods.

The best name known to human kind.

“Oh shit! A Jyiodin Mordecai Randall has been born! Prepare to drop your panties ladies!”

by clickcommander February 19, 2018

Randall Comly

Randall Comly was once the king of simps but ever since he got shot and taken into custody for dealing meth or something, his title of “The King of Simps” has now been passed down to Isaac “Little Bart” Simpson

“Dude did you hear about what happened to Randall Comly, The King of Simps?”

“Yeah, man, looks like it’s Simp Prince Isaac’s turn to take the throne”

by quonradbonar December 5, 2019