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Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.
NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"
by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022
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Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.
I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.
by Yetiarms January 10, 2024
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Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friendshappiness.
The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.
by EZ54321 February 27, 2025
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Randall Middle School

by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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randalized

getting fucked over by ur boss, either money, or slaving u out.....
20 hrs i worked today, rabu's paying me for 8, no ot, damn homie you gettin randalized by randy
by gr8kock November 12, 2015
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Funky Randall

Funky Randall is a scandal of proportions you can't handle.
I've really got myself in a Funky Randall this time!
by grimmmiirre October 14, 2023
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Randall Comly

Randall Comly was once the king of simps but ever since he got shot and taken into custody for dealing meth or something, his title of “The King of Simps” has now been passed down to Isaac “Little Bart” Simpson
“Dude did you hear about what happened to Randall Comly, The King of Simps?”

“Yeah, man, looks like it’s Simp Prince Isaac’s turn to take the throne”
by quonradbonar December 5, 2019
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